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NameDibs Called OnTimestampScore
PatrickDelightful homespun colloquialisms like "golly gee"December 14 2006 10:47:01 PM
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peopleLOLDecember 14 2006 10:46:37 PM
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PatrickThe Death StarsDecember 14 2006 10:46:02 PM
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Gregory SloanThe ability to correct Patrick when I pleaseDecember 14 2006 10:46:02 PM
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Gregory SloanAll Patricks PronunciationsDecember 14 2006 10:45:28 PM
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Jose.Rautomatically hating people who say "l.o.l" within a conversationDecember 14 2006 10:45:26 PM
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Jose.RAll Light within the invisible spectrumDecember 14 2006 10:44:03 PM
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PatrickBut espcecially "White"December 14 2006 10:43:17 PM
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PatrickAll colors and wavelengths of light within the visible spectrumDecember 14 2006 10:42:55 PM
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Gregory SloanThe Letter Z... and it's correct pronunciationDecember 14 2006 10:42:50 PM
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Gregory SloanAll Canadian Sterio TypesDecember 14 2006 10:41:47 PM
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PatrickThe letter "v"December 14 2006 10:41:25 PM
 1 
Jose.RProducing/directing/writing a movie by the name "A fridge to far"December 14 2006 10:41:19 PM
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Gregory SloanPlaying the best, and greatest song ever... not even a tribut.December 14 2006 10:40:37 PM
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Jose.Rthe 4th piano key from every piano/ keyboard made from 1976-2001 inclusiveDecember 14 2006 10:39:35 PM
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Gregory SloanBeing undibableDecember 14 2006 10:38:01 PM
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Gregory SloanSchool on SundaysDecember 14 2006 10:37:25 PM
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Jose.RAnd his pantsDecember 14 2006 10:37:22 PM
 1 
Jose.RAnd his dignityDecember 14 2006 10:37:14 PM
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Jose.RHaving all of Greg's gamesDecember 14 2006 10:36:51 PM
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Gregory SloanSeeing over crouded market places and saying me too.December 14 2006 10:35:51 PM
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Jose.RNot wearing pantsDecember 14 2006 10:34:45 PM
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Jose.RReincarnating as a beaver and stealing peoples pantsDecember 14 2006 10:34:30 PM
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PatrickSlitting Greg's fucking throatDecember 14 2006 10:34:09 PM
 1 
Gregory SloanMr. RobotronDecember 14 2006 10:34:03 PM
 1 
PatrickThe ENTIRE internetDecember 14 2006 10:33:52 PM
 1 
Gregory SloanMaking Under Wear With Star Wars references on the croch that say "Look at the size of that thing"December 14 2006 10:33:16 PM
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PatrickFast cars on the highways...AND on the bywaysDecember 14 2006 10:33:01 PM
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Gregory SloanDr. Zip... the better Dr.December 14 2006 10:30:47 PM
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PatrickInserting obscure Star Wars references into all aspects of conversationDecember 14 2006 10:30:39 PM
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Jose.RThe acadamy award for best pornoDecember 14 2006 10:30:24 PM
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Gregory SloanMiss Spelling GreatestDecember 14 2006 10:30:13 PM
 1 
PatrickDr. Pepper....all of it....December 14 2006 10:29:47 PM
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Jose.RMaking sure Michael Bay can't make any more movies...fucking hover bikesDecember 14 2006 10:29:21 PM
 1 
PatrickThe cure for cancerDecember 14 2006 10:28:14 PM
 1 
Gregory SloanThe Grest Movie Ever Made ... HighlanderDecember 14 2006 10:27:15 PM
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Gregory SloanThe Blow Job..... geting oneDecember 14 2006 10:26:16 PM
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Jose.RDemocracy...December 14 2006 10:25:57 PM
 1 
PatrickWill Ferrell's careerDecember 14 2006 10:24:29 PM
 1 
Gregory SloanDoggy Style... take that all mammalsDecember 14 2006 10:24:29 PM
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PatrickAll t-shirts and other wearable merchandise making money off of 9/11December 14 2006 10:24:05 PM
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Gregory SloanThe missionary positionDecember 14 2006 10:24:00 PM
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Gregory SloanJuggernautDecember 14 2006 10:22:45 PM
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Jose.R"little did he know"December 14 2006 10:22:35 PM
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Gregory SloanBatmanDecember 14 2006 10:22:16 PM
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Gregory SloanAll music and movies making money off 9/11December 14 2006 10:21:26 PM
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PatrickThe square root of all prime numbersDecember 14 2006 10:20:01 PM
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Gregory SloanPlutoDecember 14 2006 10:18:41 PM
 1 
Jose.Rdonating blood...other peoplesDecember 14 2006 10:18:00 PM
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Gregory SloanFealing like my knees want to tear upDecember 14 2006 10:17:44 PM
 1 
PatrickYour circulatory systemDecember 14 2006 10:17:29 PM
 1 
Gregory SloanRobert GolateDecember 14 2006 10:16:45 PM
 1 
Jose.RHating mondays, and perfering the weekendsDecember 14 2006 10:16:35 PM
 1 
Gregory SloanHaving slacks on the boulevardDecember 14 2006 10:15:36 PM
 1 
Jose.Rand just the right amount of cowbellDecember 14 2006 10:13:48 PM
 1 
Gregory SloanRondavoozDecember 14 2006 10:13:36 PM
 1 
Jose.RMore CowbellDecember 14 2006 10:13:31 PM
 1 
Gregory SloanBeing to drunk to taste chickenDecember 14 2006 10:12:37 PM
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Gregory SloanBraking in, and recking up the place.December 14 2006 10:12:00 PM
 1 
Jose.Rand 25939775947December 14 2006 10:11:44 PM
 1 
Jose.Rthe number 27December 14 2006 10:11:27 PM
 1 
Jose.RDecember 15 2006 7:27pm ESTDecember 14 2006 10:10:41 PM
 1 
PatrickPersonally making sure every child has AidesDecember 14 2006 10:10:05 PM
 1 
Patrick"Mittens"December 14 2006 10:09:01 PM
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PatrickCalling dibsDecember 14 2006 10:02:51 PM
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Jose.RNot finding the droids your looking forDecember 14 2006 09:31:27 PM
 1 
Gregory SloanNatalie PortmanDecember 14 2006 09:26:22 PM
 0 
Gregory SloanAngelina JolieDecember 14 2006 09:25:21 PM
 1 
Gregory SloanMaster BatesDecember 14 2006 09:23:36 PM
 1 
Jose.RMastering my joystick, like a fisherman masters baitDecember 14 2006 09:23:28 PM
 1 
Gregory SloanThe Greatest GenerationDecember 14 2006 09:20:43 PM
 1 
Jose.Rthe 1st controller slot on my wiiDecember 14 2006 09:13:48 PM
 1 
TPEMTBLisa's soul.December 14 2006 08:49:33 PM
 1 
catherine mpaul dinello's pillowy lipsDecember 14 2006 08:30:02 PM
 1 
healthytextsalmonellaDecember 14 2006 08:09:58 PM
 1 
MatjoemanStephen Colbert's WiiDecember 14 2006 07:54:57 PM
 1 
catherine mthe seasonal tilt of the earthDecember 14 2006 07:13:33 PM
 1 
Jamiefirst dibs on blankets at Brett's houseDecember 14 2006 06:59:24 PM
 1 
Jamielaughing at Jason!December 14 2006 06:57:35 PM
 1 
Kevin SmtihOnixDecember 14 2006 06:57:21 PM
 1 
Jamielaughing on mike's dumb ideaDecember 14 2006 06:57:19 PM
 1 
Jasonmicro uzi'ing people down green mileDecember 14 2006 05:50:51 PM
 1 
Jose.RTHe colour BlueDecember 14 2006 05:48:23 PM
 1 
mikeposting fake applications on iD forums, in an attempt to get completely hated on by everyone in the clanDecember 14 2006 05:47:16 PM
 1 
daltonmy own version of sexy back its called i am a dinosaur *RAWR*December 14 2006 05:15:03 PM
 1 
Jamierejecting mike =]December 14 2006 05:12:04 PM
 1 
mikemaking fun of team identityDecember 14 2006 05:08:54 PM
 1 
SashaBig D and the Kids Table!December 14 2006 05:06:51 PM
 1 
Jamiehaving the most intense fight with John in smash, having it 10 minute match, ending in a tie Fox vs MarthDecember 14 2006 04:55:22 PM
 1 
Jamiemaking Dan yell in RvSDecember 14 2006 04:54:02 PM
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Jamieforgiving keifer and being his friendDecember 14 2006 04:52:59 PM
 1 
DanSmashing Jaime in the face!December 14 2006 04:51:08 PM
 1 
John BMarth (even though jamie and neil never let me play as him)December 14 2006 04:47:28 PM
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Keifer wbeing jamie's friendDecember 14 2006 04:44:06 PM
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Jamieok cuz we failur the monk one cuz the noob rush the priestDecember 14 2006 04:42:54 PM
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Jamielaughing at keifer because he cant keep a girlfriendDecember 14 2006 04:40:17 PM
 1 
Jamiethrowing boxer shorts on the highwayDecember 14 2006 04:39:03 PM
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Keifer Wnot being chained down by a girl like jamieDecember 14 2006 04:38:58 PM
 1 
Jamiebeing better at rvs than RothDecember 14 2006 04:38:39 PM
 1 
Jamiehaving a girlfriendDecember 14 2006 04:37:58 PM
 1 
Jamietaking one step in the right directionDecember 14 2006 04:37:28 PM
 1 
Keifer Whave all the ladys like me over JamieDecember 14 2006 04:37:06 PM
 1 
Jamieshotting notDecember 14 2006 04:37:02 PM
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Jamiebeing better at keifer in every game even when my comp is shitDecember 14 2006 04:36:35 PM
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John B.being able to do that in 14 seconds (wow brett)December 14 2006 04:36:00 PM
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Keifer WBeing better at halo and counterstrike then jamieDecember 14 2006 04:35:32 PM
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JamiedrivingDecember 14 2006 04:35:13 PM
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Brett "B button" weddleCreepy Clown PictureDecember 14 2006 04:34:49 PM
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Jamiegetting my new computer because it wont be a piece of crap!December 14 2006 04:34:44 PM
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Jamiebreaking it to John that I am superior in RvS and Smash. =]December 14 2006 04:34:23 PM
 1 
KeiferWfirst controller for halos at johns houseDecember 14 2006 04:34:04 PM
 1 
the masterbeing one comment above all you fuckers.December 14 2006 04:33:37 PM
 1 
frankieusseryall presents with missing tags.December 14 2006 04:32:25 PM
 1 
John B.being better then Jamie at RVS and SmashDecember 14 2006 04:31:44 PM
 1 
DragoonStarscreamDecember 14 2006 04:30:04 PM
 1 
DavisNext turnDecember 14 2006 04:20:42 PM
 1 
Davisthe blanketDecember 14 2006 04:20:00 PM
 1 
ShoesFeetDecember 14 2006 03:56:16 PM
 1 
Tom (the actual owner of the site)I don't post here as "WEBMASTER" or anything like that....December 14 2006 09:56:05 PM
 1 
Fire-O-Rangthe last slice at johns houseDecember 14 2006 02:04:24 PM
 1 
jorge gonzalesgenes mom here- mustachesummer.com/images/Fumanchu. GIFDecember 14 2006 12:34:58 PM
 1 
204.186.153.1I tried to SPAM this site, but it didn't work because I'm just so stupid. I truly hate myself.December 14 2006 12:34:27 PM
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204.186.153.1I tried to SPAM this site, but it didn't work because I'm just so stupid. I truly hate myself.December 14 2006 12:33:15 PM
 1 
204.186.153.1I tried to SPAM this site, but it didn't work because I'm just so stupid. I truly hate myself.December 14 2006 12:33:09 PM
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jorge gonzalesumm...has anyone else noticed genes mom has an uncanny resemblance to fumanchuDecember 14 2006 12:30:46 PM
 1 
Shao KahnANNIHLATING ALL YOUR SORRY CANDY ASSES!!!!!!......mmmmm,.....candy.. ..December 14 2006 12:28:02 PM
 1 
Wesley Pipes & Billy Bong ThortonAll the weed in the WORLD!!!!December 14 2006 12:27:11 PM
 1 
mr.warnerget back to work classDecember 14 2006 12:26:29 PM
 1 
Justin Hannelbring it on WEBMASTER im gonna be studying something and its gonne be the inside of your girlfriendDecember 14 2006 12:25:26 PM
 1 
Shut YO MOUF!!!Studying how to kick yo ass, HONKY!!December 14 2006 12:24:54 PM
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WEBMASTER OF THIS SITEdeleting this site because kids are wasting their time while they should be studyingDecember 14 2006 12:23:57 PM
 1 
Nelson MandellaMakign sweet love to Oprah Win-a-Free on top of a HUGE vanilla ice cream mountainDecember 14 2006 12:23:50 PM
 1 
gene t.sucking my dick that is smothered in my own cum/bloodDecember 14 2006 12:21:41 PM
 1 
Justin Hanneljorge gonzales better watch his/her asscause steven markulin is gonna put his penis in itDecember 14 2006 12:21:07 PM
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jorge gonzalesvideotaping ben martin shoving his enormous deformed fist up steven markulins assDecember 14 2006 12:21:03 PM
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Mr. Tbufu'ing Dave Corino w/ Justin Hannel's Mom's Can of TunaDecember 14 2006 12:20:11 PM
 1 
jorge gonzalesthe remnants of justin hannel's aborted brother...and his puupppyyDecember 14 2006 12:18:33 PM
 1 
Godzillaripping apart justin hannels anus with my penisDecember 14 2006 12:18:16 PM
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Justin Hannel's twin brotherhe doesent make me suck his dick, it is really steven markulins ass hole that he rubs with peanut butter and gravyDecember 14 2006 12:18:05 PM
 1 
dave wascos motherall the free food pantries because i cant afford to feed my morbidly obese sonDecember 14 2006 12:18:02 PM
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Justin Hannel's twin brotherJustin Hannel makes me suck his dickDecember 14 2006 12:15:50 PM
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jore gonazalesbuilding the first nest above the floorboards in the mr.warners midi la.December 14 2006 12:15:03 PM
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Justin Hanneljust for the record were not losers were in school right now not doing this in our free time but not steven markulin hes a loser and he will die an old wrinkled lonely virginDecember 14 2006 12:14:45 PM
 1 
Jon Stewartdave corinos wifeDecember 14 2006 12:14:44 PM
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jore gonazalesdave wascos moldy withered vagina that i will then stuff with chupacabres fecal matter wich i will then dice up into a nice zesty salsaDecember 14 2006 12:14:19 PM
 1 
Jon Stewertdave corinos first born sonDecember 14 2006 12:14:00 PM
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Jon Stewertdave corinos first born sonDecember 14 2006 12:13:59 PM
 1 
Stephen ColbertJustin Hannel is going to be on my show he is an incredible citizenDecember 14 2006 12:11:34 PM
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Jorge Gonzalesi call touching all the little boys because im a horny pedofile bastard and i cant get laid by a woman so i sit outside an elementary school in a minivan with puppies and milk duds and lure the first unsuspecting child into my apartment where i rape themDecember 14 2006 12:09:24 PM
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jore gonzalesand then i will slice the suclulant testicles off and stuff them into my nostrils oh the wonderful pungent smell they shall fester in my crevicesDecember 14 2006 12:09:21 PM
 1 
Stephen ColbertJustin Hannels first daughterDecember 14 2006 12:09:11 PM
 1 
Steven Markulinbeing fucked my hulk hoganDecember 14 2006 12:08:18 PM
 1 
Steven Markulinbeing fucked my hulk hoganDecember 14 2006 12:08:16 PM
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Hulk Hoganhaving sex with steven markulinDecember 14 2006 12:07:44 PM
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Jore Gonzalesand then i will ram the dead carcass in the assDecember 14 2006 12:07:22 PM
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Justin Hannelfuck you Jore GonzalesDecember 14 2006 12:06:49 PM
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Jore Gonzalesthe juis oh the juices how sweet they will beDecember 14 2006 12:06:38 PM
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steven markulinlicking the syphilis juice off of mr warners anusDecember 14 2006 12:06:02 PM
 1 
Justin HannelDave Corino's ANUSDecember 14 2006 12:05:55 PM
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Jore Gonzalesthe sweet warm juices from the boiled Chupacabres spinal cordDecember 14 2006 12:05:41 PM
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Justin Hannelthey were his girlfriends pics but he stole them so he can masturbate vigorously while dancing with richard simmonsDecember 14 2006 12:05:08 PM
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justin hannelsucking apollo creeds black penisDecember 14 2006 12:04:51 PM
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David CorinoJustin Hannel has no penis, i have pics that say soDecember 14 2006 12:04:21 PM
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Justin Hannelto bad dave corino is a over sensitive asshole and hes crying right nowDecember 14 2006 12:03:58 PM
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steven markulinchuck norris's first bornDecember 14 2006 12:03:50 PM
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justin hannelhaving a threesome with chuck norris and mr.tDecember 14 2006 12:03:12 PM
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david corinodaddy touches me=(December 14 2006 12:01:27 PM
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david corinobeing the first man (outside prison) to have 56 black cocks in my body at the same timDecember 14 2006 11:59:42 AM
 1 
Justin Hannelon spell checkDecember 14 2006 11:58:49 AM
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Justin Hanneldancing on dave corinos dave after i murder him and then sucking the blood from his first born child while fucking his girlfriend till she screams with pleasureDecember 14 2006 11:58:19 AM
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david corinoon a dictionaryDecember 14 2006 11:58:10 AM
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David Corinowriting a book on Justin Hannel for being an incest baby...but he doesnt know that he is yet...the third eye should have given it away thoDecember 14 2006 11:57:45 AM
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David Corinowriting a book on Justin Hannel for being an insest baby...but he doesnt know that he is yet...the third eye should have given it away thoDecember 14 2006 11:56:28 AM
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Justin Hannelmaking fun of dave corino and steven markulin because they have sex with eachotherDecember 14 2006 11:49:48 AM
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steven markulinbob segers loadDecember 14 2006 11:49:31 AM
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steven markulinbob segers loadDecember 14 2006 11:49:31 AM
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dave corinoon bob sagets loadDecember 14 2006 11:48:09 AM
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dave corinoon bob sagets loadDecember 14 2006 11:48:08 AM
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Steven Markulina cock in my tight assDecember 14 2006 11:46:09 AM
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Justin Hanneleverything stephen colbert has called dibs onDecember 14 2006 11:45:40 AM
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David CorinoStephen Colberts hair pieceDecember 14 2006 11:45:26 AM
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Dave Corinodave wascos virginityDecember 14 2006 11:44:37 AM
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Justin Hannelstephen colbert if your reading this i own you DIBS!!!December 14 2006 11:43:16 AM
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David CrinoSteven Cobert's hair pieceDecember 14 2006 11:43:01 AM
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David CrinoSteven Cobert's hair pieceDecember 14 2006 11:43:00 AM
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Steven Markulinthe Daily Show with Jon StewertDecember 14 2006 11:41:54 AM
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Justin Hannelthe colbert reportDecember 14 2006 11:41:31 AM
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Moby DickAhabDecember 14 2006 11:25:43 AM
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AhabThe Whiteness of the WhaleDecember 14 2006 11:25:24 AM
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Jammershotty on the way to the concert in februaryDecember 14 2006 10:57:00 AM
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Ted HitlerTomkat's baby Suri actually product of L.Ron Hubbard's frozen spermDecember 14 2006 10:12:16 AM
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davenot getting stuck with The Ukraine vs. Poland in the 2009 IIHF Jr. ChampionshipsDecember 14 2006 09:15:05 AM
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coastal americadenver and boulder coloradoDecember 14 2006 08:47:07 AM
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PaulPriceOwlDecember 14 2006 08:44:28 AM
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Ken KucharicThe 137 in the sales office -- bugger off Tim!December 14 2006 08:04:41 AM
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Jessica HayesCacho's momDecember 14 2006 08:03:06 AM
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sean harringtonfirst death match in a pit of foam using only bubblesDecember 14 2006 08:01:13 AM
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The SightSpeed GuyGood lettuceApril 02 2007 12:03:29 AM
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penisthat assDecember 14 2006 04:30:51 AM
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penislickerDecember 14 2006 04:30:37 AM
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guythat assDecember 14 2006 01:31:55 AM
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tathagatatek jansen's hundreds of girlfriends on the reboundDecember 13 2006 11:00:14 PM
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JamesDeviant sex sins in the Boone InquisitionDecember 13 2006 10:32:17 PM
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indians2inch smaller penisDecember 13 2006 10:09:26 PM
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usamexicoDecember 13 2006 10:07:40 PM
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BUSHIRAQDecember 13 2006 10:07:27 PM
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fat chickcakeDecember 13 2006 10:07:05 PM
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shitstainbudDecember 13 2006 10:06:50 PM
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forbesemonessDecember 13 2006 10:06:38 PM
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DANIasian danDecember 13 2006 10:06:20 PM
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asian dandaniDecember 13 2006 10:06:11 PM
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CougarAndys anusDecember 13 2006 10:05:52 PM
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Angel of DeathBUT IF YOU'RE THE ANGEL OF DEATH, WHAT ROLE WILL *I* PLAY?December 13 2006 09:56:37 PM
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CharlenesweeeeetnessssDecember 13 2006 09:49:28 PM
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VancouverStephen Colbert Jr.December 13 2006 09:41:05 PM
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Dan HeraldBeing the Angel of Death when I dieDecember 13 2006 08:08:48 PM
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Dan Heraldoff-roadingDecember 13 2006 08:03:59 PM
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Quilted PorcupineTastinessDecember 13 2006 08:03:33 PM
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Dan HeraldNext batch of free stuff from CortlandDecember 13 2006 07:47:10 PM
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Dan HeraldShotgun in Jesse's CarDecember 13 2006 07:46:00 PM
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lisaegg nog daquiriDecember 13 2006 07:39:42 PM
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SepheradisVanity social security numbers: "696-69-6969" or "666-66-6666"December 13 2006 07:30:32 PM
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SepheradisFirst to shake Christ's hand in the Second ComingDecember 13 2006 07:18:55 PM
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SepheradisUnredeemed lottery winnings one day, one minute, and one second before the expiry dateDecember 13 2006 07:18:05 PM
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SepheradisThe Christmas gift under the tree without a name or labelDecember 13 2006 07:13:27 PM
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SepheradisLast piece of rum cake at the Christmas BBQDecember 13 2006 07:11:39 PM
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SepheradisThe prettiest and smartest chick at the New Year's partyDecember 13 2006 07:09:06 PM
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imnotaduckeverything in the fridge, except the mozerella cheese wheel. that belongs to Pete. Do not incur the wrath of Pete, i beg of you!!!December 13 2006 07:06:33 PM
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imnotaduckthe salsa next to the tortillasDecember 13 2006 07:04:42 PM
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Ralfnew baby smell* but i'll take babt smell tooDecember 13 2006 07:00:41 PM
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Ralfnew babt smellDecember 13 2006 06:59:55 PM
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imnotaduckthe tortillas in the back of the fridge. DON"T TOUCH THEMDecember 13 2006 06:59:25 PM
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Catherine M.Skiff boatsDecember 13 2006 06:53:00 PM
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Catherine M.Oarsmen for veracityDecember 13 2006 06:46:04 PM
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MurasakiAnything and everything related to UltrosDecember 13 2006 06:44:48 PM
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NancieWet Dog CologneDecember 13 2006 06:41:26 PM
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The Spider-PopeThe Spider-Pope religionDecember 13 2006 06:26:26 PM
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The Spider-PopeThe Spider-PopeDecember 13 2006 06:25:12 PM
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Everyonea love for the monkey butterDecember 13 2006 05:08:28 PM
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Laura FanjoyWriting a witty, intelligent fan letter to Stephen.....which I actually plan on doing, eventually.December 13 2006 05:04:00 PM
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patrickshotgun!December 13 2006 05:00:58 PM
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EveryoneThe right to misspell Steven CoalbearDecember 13 2006 04:53:59 PM
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Ralfthe ability to undibDecember 13 2006 04:07:59 PM
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Gregory SloanDrunkin MasterDecember 13 2006 02:33:47 PM
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Gregory SloanVideo Game MasterDecember 13 2006 02:31:54 PM
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Gregory SloanSpace MasterDecember 13 2006 02:31:36 PM
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Gregory SloanJose Roberts and all his subsequent dibbsDecember 13 2006 02:29:39 PM
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Jose.RInsult MasterDecember 13 2006 02:29:02 PM
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Jose.RMetaphysical FunkDecember 13 2006 02:28:42 PM
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Jose.Roh and dibs alsoDecember 13 2006 02:27:57 PM
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Gregory SloanRicky BobbyDecember 13 2006 02:27:56 PM
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Jose.RGregory "Gregory Sloan" and all his subsequent dibbsDecember 13 2006 02:27:25 PM
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Gregory SloanDark_knight138December 13 2006 02:27:03 PM
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GregoryStay Puft MDecember 13 2006 02:25:51 PM
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Jose.RStay PuftDecember 13 2006 02:25:47 PM
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Jose.RJose.RDecember 13 2006 02:25:35 PM
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Gregory SloanCanada and all the women within.December 13 2006 02:22:20 PM
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Gregory SloanCanada and all the women within.December 13 2006 02:22:18 PM
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Jose.Rand the moonDecember 13 2006 02:21:27 PM
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Gregory SloanFood PoiseningDecember 13 2006 02:21:26 PM
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Jose.RMars, and all sunsequent planets within the solar systemDecember 13 2006 02:21:05 PM
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Gregory SloanHalo's Greatest Player Ever.December 13 2006 02:20:35 PM
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Jose.RHalo Master infinityDecember 13 2006 02:19:32 PM
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Gregory SloanHalo MasterDecember 13 2006 02:18:45 PM
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Gregory SloanZelda MasterDecember 13 2006 02:18:10 PM
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Gregory SloanMajor.KickassDecember 13 2006 02:17:27 PM
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Gregory SloanMajor KickassDecember 13 2006 02:16:43 PM
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DeathSchneider PhillipsDecember 13 2006 12:52:22 PM
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steven markulindave wascos momDecember 13 2006 12:48:11 PM
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steven markulinkicking justin hannels ass, with my foot..and fist...and penisDecember 13 2006 12:47:03 PM
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Justin Hannelall of Bob Marleys remaining marijuanaDecember 13 2006 12:46:54 PM
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david corinobeing the first to shit on saddam hussein's graveDecember 13 2006 12:46:19 PM
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steven markulingenes momDecember 13 2006 12:44:54 PM
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davidowning this websiteDecember 13 2006 12:43:04 PM
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Justin Hannelthe twinsDecember 13 2006 12:41:16 PM
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Steven Markulinall the fat womenDecember 13 2006 12:40:25 PM
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Jeremy "The Jeremy"Mike's guest room bed Friday night.December 13 2006 12:37:14 PM
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brookesuspecting the new firefly game will disappoint (if it ever happens)December 13 2006 12:00:16 PM
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iYDBThe first _working_ R600December 13 2006 10:02:24 AM
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SamGuile's sonic boomDecember 13 2006 09:06:54 AM
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SamSuper smash bros brawl..... I own you at it!December 13 2006 09:06:29 AM
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Manuel RomeroIraq SlutsDecember 13 2006 07:05:54 AM
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DivaGeorge ClooneyDecember 13 2006 06:56:17 AM
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Rob DowlingMy balls after my wife let's them go.December 13 2006 06:52:38 AM
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JamesThe big stockingDecember 13 2006 03:33:30 AM
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MegsAll of Eeyans stuff when he diesDecember 12 2006 11:27:21 PM
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eeyanthe year 2007December 12 2006 11:24:23 PM
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eeyan207December 12 2006 11:23:59 PM
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Stephen ColbertThe soul of the stupid bastard who just misspelled my name.December 12 2006 10:56:34 PM
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Stephen ColberyThe part of Hungary where my bridge is. Change that, I call dibs on it all.December 12 2006 10:55:42 PM
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AlvinnothingDecember 12 2006 10:24:53 PM
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NataleJulian CasablancasDecember 12 2006 10:22:53 PM
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Jon StewartStephen Colbert's porn name: Tyrone Honey BeeDecember 12 2006 10:10:56 PM
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MatjoemanThe Colbert ReportDecember 12 2006 09:26:53 PM
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MatjoemanBaby eaglesDecember 12 2006 09:25:58 PM
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MatjoemanBlack friendsDecember 12 2006 09:25:04 PM
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Jon StewartCatastrofuckDecember 12 2006 09:11:17 PM
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Kestrel Oshinthe back tvDecember 12 2006 08:58:43 PM
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Stephen ColbertYou're all stupid!December 12 2006 08:34:10 PM
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YouNothingDecember 12 2006 08:32:49 PM
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Toby KeithWilly Nelson's StashDecember 12 2006 07:51:23 PM
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Same person:Yeah, not YouTube, but same deal.December 12 2006 07:20:45 PM
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Trying again, then:The link I tried to give before of Jon Stewart as a cowboy: video.google.com/videoplay?docid=11 69184518872175194&q=jon+stewart+9%2 F11December 12 2006 07:19:24 PM
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YouTubeYeah, but blocking links cuts down a lot on SPAM, so some legitimate links get caught in the fray. Just leave off the http://December 12 2006 07:17:47 PM
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Mr. PenguinThe souls of the failed spammersDecember 12 2006 07:14:23 PM
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YouTube watcherHey, I really don't like that I can't post links to cool Jon Stewart clips here. I don't think that's really spam.December 12 2006 07:14:10 PM
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129.237.154.174 I tried to SPAM this site, but it didn't work because I'm just so stupid. I truly hate myself.December 12 2006 07:12:16 PM
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Max BThe motion picture rights to the Stephen Colbert v The Decemberists Rawk OffDecember 12 2006 07:10:36 PM
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B.L. ZebubYour SoulDecember 12 2006 07:03:59 PM
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IchabodOh, and spelling errors. Can't forget those.December 12 2006 06:54:17 PM
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IchabodThe collapse of this site under the weight of a million trolls, spammers, unfunny jokes, impostors, and conflicting dibs.December 12 2006 06:53:30 PM
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Satanthe first PS3 to be sold in the USADecember 12 2006 05:28:16 PM
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Kim Jong IlAll the food in North KoreaDecember 12 2006 05:26:34 PM
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EnglandIn one fell swoop we call dibs on : Bad dental hygein, a love of men in womens clothing, Tony Blair's affair with G dub, remnants of classism and the right to call all frenchmen simply frogsDecember 12 2006 05:24:46 PM
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John StewartPretending to be John StewartDecember 12 2006 05:13:58 PM
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Stephen Colbertthe fact that any one can imposter stephen colbertDecember 12 2006 05:13:27 PM
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Lord Mikemad reflexesDecember 12 2006 05:10:31 PM
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MaxThe red pill (not scedule I)December 12 2006 04:38:26 PM
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MaxAny schedule I drugs seized by the D.E.A.December 12 2006 04:32:47 PM
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D.E.A.Any schedule I drugs we find on your person or in your car or in your house.December 12 2006 04:32:16 PM
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Stephen Colbertnom de plumDecember 12 2006 04:29:47 PM
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TEdguacamoleDecember 12 2006 04:23:20 PM
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Keifer W"Deebs" - rob cordreyDecember 12 2006 03:27:53 PM
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Laura FanjoySetting up a fight between Jon and Stephen...just to see who'd win. ;)December 12 2006 03:19:41 PM
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Mr. Buttonswhat's a botton?December 12 2006 03:03:42 PM
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TaylorThe submit botton belowDecember 12 2006 03:02:08 PM
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Keifer W "Soundwave"December 12 2006 02:58:32 PM
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JemOh yeah, and "The Word" segment is not even marginally funny. Dont trust the studio audience's reactionDecember 12 2006 02:34:09 PM
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JemStephen Colbert, you're a dirty bastard too.December 12 2006 02:32:11 PM
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JemJon Stewart, you're so... jewish.December 12 2006 02:31:36 PM
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Stephen ColbertThe Colbert Nation's BackDecember 12 2006 02:31:18 PM
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Anna Nicole SmithAll of your rich grandfathersDecember 12 2006 01:12:04 PM
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Joshcolbert's wikiDecember 12 2006 10:45:49 AM
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The University of AlabamaRich RodriguezDecember 12 2006 10:26:38 AM
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JustinThe beer at our Company holiday party that's for EMPLOYEES ONLY. Those mother fuckers stole our beer.December 12 2006 10:25:19 AM
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StefAll Deluxe Pizza Pockets everywhere.December 12 2006 09:48:19 AM
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robbiethe term "Spanglish" and any related words, including "Franglish" and "Engliese"December 12 2006 07:41:04 AM
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JimmyEddie's SC CD keyDecember 11 2006 07:12:10 PM
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Neverending Story EndingEverybody diesDecember 11 2006 01:00:41 PM
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Cody MaxwellJon Stewart's Mortal SoulDecember 11 2006 11:25:28 AM
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Sean HannityUntruthinessDecember 11 2006 08:45:52 AM
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colbertroxmysox 22the phrases "i got nothin'" and "that's all i got"December 11 2006 08:33:42 AM
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Stephen ColberttruthinessDecember 11 2006 07:59:22 AM
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Stephen Colbertthe title of GodDecember 11 2006 03:20:37 AM
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